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What's the loudest Christmas song?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

A book just fell on my head.

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

How do amoebas make calls?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?