What instrument did the door play in the band?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Who is a house's favorite band?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call a pig thief?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Where can you always get cheap gas?