My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
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What do you call two birds stuck together?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What animal floats best?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
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