My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
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Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
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