What do Scottish toads play?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why are ghosts always single?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Which president loved to take baths?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What sweet treat never panics?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?