My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do ants go to eat?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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