What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do you call a small mom?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?