What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a henway?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?