What kind of books do boats write?

What tree has the most bark?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?