What's a kitty's favorite book?
The Great Catsby.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What fairy loves to count?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
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