What's a kitty's favorite book?
The Great Catsby.
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
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