How do you spell water with 3 letters?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?