Why are English teachers so smart?

Who invented fractions?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What table can you never sit at?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?