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Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How are teens like cats?

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How do snowmen get information?

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?