Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What is an archer's favorite store?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why did the cow cross the road?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?