What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
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