Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?