What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
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