Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Do dads always snore?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
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