Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
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Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How long do chickens work?
Which fly makes films?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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