What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why is a computer so smart?

What school subject really rocks?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?