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What did the calf play in the school band?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?