What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

How can you make 7 even?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

How does a witch play loud music?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?