What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What birds make average students?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?