Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why are trees always so positive?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you call an artistic dog?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
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