Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?