How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
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What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why are ghosts always single?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
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