How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
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