How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
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Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What game do mice love to play?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What time of day was Adam created?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
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