Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?