Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

How do bees get to school?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?