Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What vehicle works the hardest?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What's a goose's favorite book?