Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?