What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?