What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
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