Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where do hamsters come from?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

How much money does a skunk have?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why do math teachers love March?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?