What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
Where does water do all its banking?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
How do fireflies start a race?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What are baby potatoes called?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
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