What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?