What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
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What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How is life like toilet paper?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where do horses reside?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What fish sings the best?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
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