What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What school subject really rocks?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Did you know about April 1st?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?