What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Where do frogs keep their money?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?