Why did the turkey cross the road?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?