Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?