Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Why was the broom late for school?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?