Why was the fish so smart?
It lived in a school.
What animal could Noah not trust?
How do you make a cow float?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why are cars magic?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
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