Why was the fish so smart?
It lived in a school.
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why is the beach so confident?
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