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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Which cats have the best manners?

How do amoebas make calls?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?