What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?