What do you call a tired tree?

How do hurricanes see?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?