My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What's the friendliest national park?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?