Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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How do you compliment a cat?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's the politest month?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
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