What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.