Why did the turtle cross the road?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What's the loudest Christmas song?