Why was the cat so small?

Where do birds go to drink?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why do cubes make great referees?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?