Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?