Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Where do baby apes sleep?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
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