What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What does winter fat turn into?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
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