What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
Where do they produce Christian films?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why was the musician arrested?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
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