What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do Scottish toads play?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
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