What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why are winter days great?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What boat is great at getting a deal?