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Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?