Why do trees try new things so often?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?