What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Which insect makes the best father?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?