What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why was the cow afraid?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Where do stars go to college?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?