Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?