What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why was the pirate late for work?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What words make the best athletes?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?