Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why is summer always sad?