What does Santa order at the bar?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?