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What do you eat on July 5th?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why are trees always so positive?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Where would you put an injured insect?

How do you compliment a cat?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?