Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

How does a cow do math?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?