Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did autumn say to summer?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What bird is losing its hair?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the goal post get angry?