What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Do dads always snore?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Which subject has two parts?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Where do ants go to eat?

How does the sun listen to music?