What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What sport are eggs the best at?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What type of music do frogs listen to?