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What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

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What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What farm animal is best at karate?

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What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

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What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

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