What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What makes music in your hair?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Where do pigs learn magic?