What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

How does a barber get to work?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?