What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?