What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do basketball players order at Denny'sĀ®?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What would a feline order at Taco BellĀ®?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
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