What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
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