Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?