What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

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Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?