Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?