Which dog dreams of being a matador?
A bulldog.
How do you arrest a pig?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How was the wedding?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
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