Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

How does a cow do math?

Where do actors go to pray?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?