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How does a barber get to work?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why are winter days great?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?