Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

How does a barber get to work?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?