What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why do all the planets get along?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?