What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What game do bats excel at?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?