Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do cows go to New York?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do little monsters call their mother?
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