Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the mother rope say to her child?