Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
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Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
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What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why do mice need oiling?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
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What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
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