Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
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