Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
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Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call a pig thief?
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