Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
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