What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What is the most adorable season?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why do cows wear bells?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why is the piano so hard to open?