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What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Which relative loves rice?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What's black and white and red all over?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What animal should you never play poker with?