What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are maps such great therapists?
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