What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?