Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
A craw-dad.
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Surprise!!!!
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
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