What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?