What car can you only see twice a year?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What car always breaks the rules?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?