What kind of car do eggs drive?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?