What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do elves learn in school?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?