What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
Where do stars go to college?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What makes a glow worm glow?
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