Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What vegetables make the best music?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?