What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why did the whale cross the road?