What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Where do stars go to college?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?