What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Families are like fudge.

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?