What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do fairies always drink?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What insect thinks it's a dog?