What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?