What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?