What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?