Why do diners never serve lobster?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Which insect makes the best father?

What musical instrument is the best typist?