What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What is the opposite of coffee?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What does a lion call an antelope?