Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Where do burgers like to dance?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?