Why did the snake cross the road?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

A book just fell on my head.

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What car can you only see twice a year?