Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Which state has the best streets?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?