What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What game do mice love to play?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?