What bird helps you stay dry?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why are ghosts always single?