What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?