Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

How did the toad die?

Which former US President was always cold?