What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?