Why did the lamb cross the road?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What is a plant's favorite college course?