Why was the cow afraid?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?