Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?