What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?