Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which computer won the talent show?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
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