Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do insects learn at school?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do horses reside?
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