Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?