Why did the pig go to the casino?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?