Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What tree has the most bark?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What was the first animal in space?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?