What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What's the world's weakest animal?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?