Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the echo get detention?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?