What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
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Where would you put an injured insect?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
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