Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?