What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?