Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Which state has the best streets?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?