What's black and white and goes around and around?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?