Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?