What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why is a doctor always calm?

When do astronauts eat?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do cows say when you milk them?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?