What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Which fly makes films?

Where does laundry go to college?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What's the holiest insect?