What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

How are teens like cats?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?