What did the dentist say to the beaver?

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Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?