Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

How was the wedding?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?