Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?