What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call a pig thief?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?