Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

How did the toad die?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do elves learn in school?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?