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Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What does a panda ghost say?

How do you get kids to do something?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What car is the perfect size for mice?