Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
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What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do actors go to pray?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
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