Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What day is your mom always right?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How does a taco bless the table?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
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