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What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?