What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What's E.T. short for?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?