My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

How do bees get to school?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What sound does a witch's car make?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do cats use to beat eggs?