What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why do rhinos charge?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?