What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why do cows wear bells?