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What's good for both poker and theater?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

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How do you get straight A's?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What did one plate say to the other?